{"product_id":"saint-bernard-tote-bag-he-doesnt-follow-orders-vintage-print","title":"Saint Bernard Tote Bag — He Doesn't Follow Orders Vintage Print","description":"You carry groceries. Your Saint Bernard carries opinions.\nThis bag carries both.\n\nA full-body Saint Bernard sits centered in a flat geometric poster style, rendered in ochre, rust, deep brown, and cream against a sunburst of radiating amber rays. Rolling hills in layered sienna and dark brown fill the lower background. The design quotes the text directly: \"HE DOESN'T FOLLOW ORDERS. HE CONSIDERS THEM.\" That is not a joke — Saint Bernards are famously independent thinkers who will weigh your request, factor in the weather, and respond when ready. The bold sans-serif lettering at the base anchors the composition and reads clearly even at tote scale, which is the point.\n\n- Large tote, sturdy handles\n- Vintage poster print\n- Ships to selected regions\n\nBuilt for the mountain. Moved into your house.\u003chr\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eProduct information:\u003c\/strong\u003e Liberty Bags OAD113 · 2-year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland (Directive 1999\/44\/EC) · For adults · Sourced from India\u003cbr\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCare instructions:\u003c\/strong\u003e Spot clean only · Do not bleach · Line dry · Do not iron directly over printed area\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"Natural \/ 15\" x 16\"","offer_id":53746733809991,"sku":"28378012689727911926","price":20.99,"currency_code":"EUR","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0977\/0231\/4311\/files\/29652039_T06_natural.jpg?v=1776861137","url":"https:\/\/noblegiants.com\/products\/saint-bernard-tote-bag-he-doesnt-follow-orders-vintage-print","provider":"Noble Giants","version":"1.0","type":"link"}