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People will still ask if it's a horse. They always ask. This shirt simply prepares you for that conversation.
A deep brown Great Dane silhouette stands in full profile, tall-eared and barrel-chested, against a layered teal and cream geometric background with a rising arc behind it. Bold retro block lettering at the base reads "NOT A HORSE. NOT A SMALL PONY. A GREAT DANE." — which, in fairness, has been explained to strangers more times than any Dane owner cares to count. The distressed vintage poster style gives the whole thing the texture of something that's been on a wall since 1974. Cream border, worn edges, and that particular shade of teal that belongs entirely to mid-century print design.
- Unisex fit, true to size
- Vintage poster DTG print
- Ships to selected regions
Gentle by choice. Imposing by nature.
Great Dane T-Shirt — Not A Horse. Not A Small Pony. Vintage Print
€25,99
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Product information: Bella+Canvas 3001 · 2-year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland (Directive 1999/44/EC) · For adults · Sourced from Honduras
Care instructions: Machine wash cold (max 30°C/90°F) · Non-chlorine bleach as needed · Tumble dry low heat · Iron medium heat · Do not dry clean