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You carry groceries. Your Spanish Mastiff carries centuries of judgment. This tote at least pulls its weight.
The design features a full-body Spanish Mastiff seated upright, rendered in a flat vintage poster style using ochre, deep brown, and cream. Behind him, layered rolling hills sweep across the background in terracotta, olive green, and dark charcoal, with a pale yellow sun disc rising in the upper right corner. Bold serif text across the bottom reads: "CENTURIES OF INSTINCT. ZERO INTEREST IN YOUR OPINION." For a breed that has guarded Iberian livestock since the Middle Ages with minimal human input, this is less a joke and more a documented behavioral trait. The horizontal band of text anchors the composition cleanly across the bottom edge — a format that reads well on a wide tote face without getting lost in the fold.
- Large tote, sturdy handles
- Vintage poster print
- Ships to selected regions
Two thousand years of instinct. One very good dog.
Spanish Mastiff Tote Bag — Centuries of Instinct Vintage Print
€20,99
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€20,99
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Product information: Liberty Bags OAD113 · 2-year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland (Directive 1999/44/EC) · For adults · Sourced from India
Care instructions: Spot clean only · Do not bleach · Line dry · Do not iron directly over printed area